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Ticket links and updates also available on our
social media sites @thesaurusrexband 

OUT OF OFFICE TOUR TICKETS

JULY 30 – NEW YORK CITY

Bowery Ballroom

SEPT 9 – BOSTON, MA

Middle East Upstairs

SEPT 10 – BURLINGTON, VT

Higher Ground

SEPT 11 – TORONTO (CA)

Horseshoe Tavern

SEPT 12 – GRAND RAPIDS, MI

Pyramid Scheme

SEPT 13 – CHICAGO, IL

Schubas

SEPT 16— MINNEAPOLIS, MN

Zhora Darling

SEPT 17— MADISON, WI

Gamma Ray

SEPT 18 – NORMAL, IL

The Tally

SEPT 20 – COLUMBUS, OH

Woodland Tavern

SEPT 24 – STATE COLLEGE, PA

Manny's

SEPT 25 – WASHINGTON, D.C.

Comet Ping Pong

SEPT 26– PHILADELPHIA, PA

Milky

TOXHARDS TOUR TIX

SUPPORTING 6/19 LOWELL, MA; 6/22 HAMDEN, CT

6/24 WILLMINGTON, DE; 6/25 BALTIMORE, MD

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Oh hey there, 

Thanks for logging on to our the website. 

Most people don't even look at websites anymore but you are clearly not 'Most. People'.  

YOU ARE YOU!

and you are the President of Our Fanclub Now!

Congratulations.

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But who are we, you ask? 

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Thesaurus Rex (2021-present)

Indie rock band Based in Brooklyn, NY:

The most hip'n happnin' jurisdiction in the northeast USA, so help me GOD!​ 

The Way You Look at Me
Written by Calvin Rezen
Directed by Jillian Rezen
Choreography by Clara Weist and Calvin Rezen

But that's not all!

We are, In Fact,, a rock band that plays Live and we would love to play for you, LIVE. We have a lot of fun when we do and we KNOW u will 2. It warms my heart that that you came onto our website and if you would like to keep up with shows, releases and such, we are very active on SUBSTACK and INSTAGRAM (by Mark Zuckerburg) Where we will announce all our upcoming shows, new releases, Merch sales, and and more. Check us out on Spotify, Apple music, Deezer and everywhere else music is sold/streamed/stolen/listened to/heard/appreciated. 

Look, a real polaroid (c)
picture of us. 

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T-REX MERCH & VINYL

Here are some video and pictures of us.

"I hope you enjoy this video and picture of us" - Calvin

Also. I love that WIX allows me to access to this stock video entitled "free range rooster.".
Bock Bock
 

Meet the Band

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They are all in HELL. 
Both a hell of the mind and, in a more literal sense, they are in severe pain. 
Pity them and leave this wretched place at once. 
I tried to stop them and they took my legs and made me into a Murmaid.
A freak.
I am in agony.
Save yourself and go. 
I long to be part of your world but, alas, I am damned.
 

Thanks for listening/following/streaming!

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We'll see you at our next show!

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