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The Way You Look at Me
Written by Calvin Rezen
Directed by Jillian Rezen
Choreography by Clara Weist and Calvin Rezen

Oh hey there, 

Thanks for logging on to our the website. 

Most people don't even look at websites anymore but you are clearly not 'Most. People'.  

YOU ARE YOU!

and you are the President of Our Fanclub Now!

Congratulations.

But who are we? 

Name: Thesaurus Rex (2021-present)

Indie rock: Genre 

Based: Brooklyn: The most hip'n happnin' jurisdiction in the northeast USA

Meet the Band

  • Calvin Rezen (artist/comedian/writer/bad website designer) plays guitar and sings the vocals. He rites the songs and sings the songs. These songs have been called "witty and clever" by everyone from our biggest fans to our smallest enemies. He said "I started Thesaurus Rex so that it would exist and it would stop not existing. It might be too soon to say it but, "the plan is to keep existing but in a big way. A way that makes many people smile and dance at the music made by urs trueLy""

  • On lead guitar, all the way from Mumbai, virtuoso extraordinaire, Varun Jhunjhunwalla. He is like Jimmy Hendricks when he plays guitar. He is better tho and what's more is he still is alive. 

  • Dan MacDonald rounds out the group on drums. - Ol' MacDonald plays the drums very loud and hard - so as to express that good music is loud when it is played well. Dan is a great drummer, but he is ours too. He is the sex appeal btw.
     

  • On Bass, we have Ethan Marshthe Nasty Natti native with a need for speed. Ethan is so good at bass you will fear for his life!!! Ethan plays jazz on the upright bass so we said let's electrocute that thing and wear it like a necklace. The Electric Bass™ was born! (you are welcome.) 

 

But that's not all

We are, In Fact,, a rock band that plays Live and we would love to play for you, LIVE. We have a lot of fun when we do and we KNOW u will 2. It warms my heart that that you came onto our website and if you would like to keep up with shows, releases and such, we are very active on INSTAGRAM (by Mark Zuckerburg) Where we will announce all our upcoming shows, new releases, Merch sales, and and moreCheck us out on Spotify, Apple music, Deezer and everywhere else music is sold/streamed/stolen/listened to/heard/appreciated. 

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Here's some video and picture of us.

"My friend told me Iook really high at the beginning of the tiny desk video, but I was not because I do not get high, that is just what my face looks like " -Calvin

Also. I love that WIX allows me to access to this stock video entitled "free range rooster.".
Bock Bock

 

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