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The Way You Look at Me
Written by Calvin Rezen
Directed by Jillian Rezen
Choreography by Clara Weist and Calvin Rezen

Oh hey there,

Thanks for logging on to our the website.

Most people don't even look at websites anymore but you are clearly not 'Most. People'.

YOU ARE YOU!

and you are the President of Our Fanclub Now!

Congratulations.

But who are we, you ask?

Thesaurus Rex (2021-present)

Indie rock band Based in Brooklyn, NY:

The most hip'n happnin' jurisdiction in the northeast USA, so help me GOD!

But that's not all!

We are, In Fact,, a rock band that plays Live and we would love to play for you, LIVE. We have a lot of fun when we do and we KNOW u will 2. It warms my heart that that you came onto our website and if you would like to keep up with shows, releases and such, we are very active on INSTAGRAM (by Mark Zuckerburg) Where we will announce all our upcoming shows, new releases, Merch sales, and and more. Check us out on Spotify, Apple music, Deezer and everywhere else music is sold/streamed/stolen/listened to/heard/appreciated.

T-Rex Merch & Vinyl

Look, a real polaroid (c)picture of us.

Cormorant Garamond is a classic font with a modern twist. It's easy to read on screens of every shape and size, and perfect for long blocks of text.

Here's some video and picture of us.

"I hope you enjoy this video and picture of us" - Calvin

Also. I love that WIX allows me to access to this stock video entitled "free range rooster.".
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Meet the Band

Could'nt decide what to do with the background of this section, so we opted for a AI generated picture of Randy Newman holding his newborn baby.

Lead Vocals/Guitar

Calvin Rezen

He come's from a land down under! {under New York State} (New Jersey)

When he's not having fun designing bad websites, Calvin rites the songs and sings the songs. These songs have been called "witty and clever" by everyone from our biggest fans to our smallest enemies. He said "I started Thesaurus Rex so that it would exist and it would stop not existing. It might be too soon to say it but, "the plan is to keep existing but in a big way."

Lead Guitar

Varun Jhunjhunwalla

On lead guitar, all the way from Mumbai, virtuoso extraordinaire, Varun Jhunjhunwalla. He is like Jimmy Hendricks when he plays guitar. He is better tho and what's more is he still is alive. Varun once told an actual jazz legend that Jazz should be made illegal. Classic Jhunjhun! hahahahaha

But seriously.

Drums

Dan MacDonald

Ol' MacDonald plays the drums very loud and hard - so as to express that good music is loud when it is played well. Dan is a great drummer, but he is ours too. Dan is a professional music engineer and he uses thoughs skill to make us prrrrrriittttyy cooooool soundin'. He is the sex appeal btw and is sinnnggglllleeee {minded about making a great sophmore LP} That's DAN! Dan drinks red 40!

Bass ass bitch

Jordan Kerr

He COMES FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!!! ___ Under Australia. tazzy BABY {Mouth Frothing sounds} but ironically jordan is the only member of the band twho is not regularly frothing at the mouth. He also plays guitar, banjo and da drums when it's time for Dan to sing or use the bathroom.

He is in better shape physically so don't try to fight him pleaz.

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The Way You Look at Me
Written by Calvin Rezen
Directed by Jillian Rezen
Choreography by Clara Weist and Calvin Rezen

But that's not all!

T-Rex Merch & Vinyl

Look, a real polaroid (c)picture of us.

Here's some video and picture of us.

"I hope you enjoy this video and picture of us" - Calvin

Also. I love that WIX allows me to access to this stock video entitled "free range rooster.".
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Meet the Band

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really great website

SIGN UP NOW!

Baby's got a Substack!

The Way You Look at Me Written by Calvin Rezen Directed by Jillian Rezen Choreography by Clara Weist and Calvin Rezen

But that's not all!

T-Rex Merch & Vinyl

Look, a real polaroid (c)picture of us.

Here's some video and picture of us. "I hope you enjoy this video and picture of us" - Calvin Also. I love that WIX allows me to access to this stock video entitled "free range rooster.". Bock Bock

Meet the Band

WARNING

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS POINT

really
great
website

The Way You Look at Me
Written by Calvin Rezen
Directed by Jillian Rezen
Choreography by Clara Weist and Calvin Rezen

Here's some video and picture of us.

"I hope you enjoy this video and picture of us" - Calvin

Also. I love that WIX allows me to access to this stock video entitled "free range rooster.".
Bock Bock